Malfunction

For the past two days, I’ve been smelling weed everywhere I go. At work, in the car, walking to the bus stop, etc. I had to go into the bathroom at work and check to see if I had somehow managed to aquire some marijuana on my clothing (I didn’t) and at lunch yesterday I asked some friends if they could smell it and nobody could. Thing is: I don’t SMOKE pot. I think I’m having an olfactory malfunction. Not that I’m complaining. It smells like some quality shit.

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2 Comments on “Malfunction”

  1. Esther Says:

    My BO smells like ganja/skunk, once it gets really pronounced (i.e. I’m sweating a lot). so does my dad’s, I think it’s genetic. It’s simultaneously horrifying and kind of fascinating (in that liking-your-own-smell even if it’s not a “pleasant” one way). Sometimes I’ll be hiking and think, “Shit, is there a skunk? Oh…it’s me.”

  2. lily Says:

    i smelled it last nite @ the ‘vous! and i know it wasn’t BO either…this was some serious shit.
    i don’t smoke it either, but i know that smell from my past…

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